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I found this in my little sister’s room (age 9) after I showed her your Miraculous Ladybug comic she really loved it and keeps asking me about updates and bugs me to show her ml now. When I saw it I wanted to show you right away since you seem to
mothbug: I know I tag everything with “about me” but this is about me
Do Feed the Starving Artist: This IS a game of "Who the fuck are you?"
Since when did tumblr let you pin posts? This is completely news to me
ace-nb: dogs-run: thebisexualblogger: tinyorangeskateboard: calippygian: plumbat: captain-rel: perpugilliam: lizawithazed: mechabre: this is so incredibly important to me holy shit an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT
jakemorph: now listen up you hecking sillies because i KNOW you americans dont have THIS so im going to tell you about my favourite bunch of frickin beans from fawlty towers basil fawlty is basically the leader of the bunch and hes sooooo angry on the
simonbitdiddle: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. “Do you have any plans?”
prospectkiss: iwritebetterthanispeak: maruthor: writingsofateenageshadowhunter: imaginesjoker: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. This is 110% me each time
Happy Birthday Wuff!!!!I saw the ask about what Pokemon Matias and Anders would be and this image immediately came to me, so I thought I’d draw it for your birthday :) (sorry if I’m a bit late/early!)Ur an incredible artist and I love your characters
squishingmytum: I’ve really been thinking about subby shy feedees these days. They’re so so cute. They only want to please you and they’ll do anything you say. “My belly hurts, but if you want me to stuff it more I don’t mind.” “Is this
nsp-against-ddlg: nsp-against-ddlg: Hey uh WHAT THE FUCK. “Don’t tell anyone about me I’m a secret” REPORT HIM IMMEDIATELY, HE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO GROOM ME. –Arin @softanti @report-a-predator @fnaf-against-cgl @feferi-hates-pedos Guys
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
If you know me based on who I was a year ago, you don’t know me at all. My growth game is strong. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf
curls-bythapound: shasta-brah: kingga-xo: if we break up or stop being friends your secrets are still my secrets, i’ll stick to my word regardless This is so important 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing
donkeydickjess: nice-wig-janis: ‘wow this is so unhealthy’ i say in my head as i continue to eat All. The. Time.
vampireapologist: This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind
star-gaxing:My sister had this idea, asked me to create it and I did
fatalfap: this is ten percent asfdgf, twenty percent cry fifteen percent help ive fallen im gonna die five percent weeping, fifty percent done and a hundred percent reason to fly into the sun
savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont even look at me oh my god #gandalfexmachina#JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO IS AT FAULT I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE YOU FROM THE ASK YOU JUST SENT ME AND PUT IT UP. This is much easier.
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
"This is pretty gay," I say. I'm in front of a mirror. I am pointing at my reflection. I am referring to me. I am gay.
nokmiet: but the real question is…… am i the garbage…. or is what im shipping garbage????
bhuttu replied to your post “bhuttu replied to your post “I got a Trans Feeling about one of my…” see this is why i love you (this is tay btw) you are just an honest to goodness genuine person (yes, I know! I saw you changed it yesterday
arminjagers: tfw ur having really disturbing intrusive thoughts but ur around other people so you have to pretend ur fine and ur just
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
(this is your heart)
lanternowl: I love being a healer. But I would not recommend giving me a mic in battle.
nyctaeus: M.G.T Studio. ‘Head Shots of Hand Models’, 2014 Portraits of famous hand-models. Shot by Oli Kellett & created by Alex Holder. ““Nina is a hand supermodel and is Kate Moss’ hand double, she moisturises her hands about 30 times
cryaotic:felitomkinson:pugletto:Everything about this commercial compelled me to purchase both a PS2 and this game back in 2002.Everything about this commercial.Especially the song. 12 year old me made some wild ass decisions I hear that.
This is probably going to make me sound like an asshole and piss people that I care about off but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m not even sure what my sexual orientation is. It’s been erased. I can’t tell what’s bullshit and what’s not
reichenbachrose: bettywhite4ever: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation 😏
polyglotplatypus: frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics
i’m like two seconds away from blocking every single person i see making fun of aoba’s socks. i did not go into the tag to find like nine posts about his socks. i get it, you think he’s a fashion disaster. you’re probably one
fvckyourfandoms: I kid you not. My final essay for my English class is to argue why the main character in a movie we watched is gay. Literally, that is the prompt. My professor is making me write an essay on gay subtext. MY ESSAY IS FOR ME TO RANT ABOUT
komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed
officialfrenchtoast: me to my bestfriend
ayee-daria: mytinyisabella: rudyymonroe: xnoirvoulex: blackgirlsreverything: mytinyisabella:We’re having a boy!i love how excited he is.. This was soo cute, congrats!! I want my significant other to be this happy about me having his child. 💖
princessfailureee: cashhhmani: The worst thing about talking to a guy who’s on top of his shit is that he’s not available 24/7. yo I feel this 😭
effington: Me: this is my time to shine *fucks up immediately*
wellfuckk: 14kgoldsoul: When you know your sex is good, you highkey become a pleaser and just want your partner to sit back and enjoy what you about to put on em. Don’t worry about me, I’ll get mine later. This is me
this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what
I been on this app all evening because there is literally no work for me tonight. You know how long a 3-11:30pm shift is when there is nothing here to do?Guess I shouldn’t complain, I am getting paid to be on Tumblr essentially.
noblehouseofwolfstar: lieutenantriza: My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it This is so weird because this is my signature move at work
virid-escent: kingjaffejoffer: When the meme is too relatable Lmfaoooooo I get to work early and sit in my car just tryna get my mind right for the day, and here these niggas come up to my window talking bout shit I could care less about. This is
stormyink: kouxame “The music reached its zenith, and he spun her hard, tilting her backwards, bowing her over his arm…” i hope you like it! and please update the story soon. T^T Thank you, thank so much, this means the world to me,
waytooemily: Haha…Levi must be complaining about me right now. Inspired by @yusenki and @fuku-shuu‘s translation of the AU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 2. It was supposed to be a quick doodle, but I decided to slap
#18 I was 13 years old when my doctor told me to go on a protein rich diet. He spoke gravely to the both of us about what a daddy needed to do to make his little girl healthy again. I never knew you went to school with Dr Jones until I saw him in
kittenavalentine: Things are getting hot with the bae & like I can’t. Spending a week with him is all I can think about….this is truly going to be a wild, unforgettable summer. Bring it on.
alcoholicgifts: hotbabysitter: The only thing that will make the baby stop crying is Biggie. I’m so interested to know how they discovered that also, dead @ her looking straight at the camera like YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
averagefairy:dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late
codeinewarrior: im walking my dog rn and these dudes stopped me to pet him and when they were walking away they said “that was an awesome dog” “yeah it was” lmao
mothurs: me: *constantly thinks about dying in order to avoid all of my problems*me: this is fine
justgot1: the-ill-doctor: aubscares: thesubversiveatheist: People who have to wear reading glasses occasionally complaining about how blind they are. -_- THIS IS TOO REAL -People reacting to your prescription with genuine horror, exclaiming at how
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
disneyslocket: leaving-narnia: disneyslocket: I’m so mad at myself for watching all thirteen new episodes of One Day At A Time in a single day, now I need to wait about another year for the next season. Why can’t I just pace myself??? Why am I like
lettheladylead: cynical brain: having lena live with violet was an easy way to get her out of the main cast and not have to worry about her throwing off the hdlw standard family dynamicbetter brain: lena has a HOME and a FAMILY and a SISTER and no more